Apparently, troop support only extends to bumper sticker use.
-Former Governor Starts Prison Term
A better question is why aren’t the rest doing so?
-Good Hygiene Can Stop Staph Infections
It prevents a host of other things too.
-Passenger Plane Forced to Land After Engine Falls Off
Yep, that’s how gravity works!
-Reagan Library Can’t Locate Thousands of Items
Institutional Alzheimer’s suspected.
-Priest Arrested for Stalking Conan O’Brien
The next Catholic Scandal?
-Georgia Governor Prays for Rain
Georgia citizens pray for new policies
-Fred Thompson Returns to Television
Finally, a politician who recognizes his true calling?
-Michael Jackson Says He Ignores Negative Stories
…as would any child molester
-Man Breaks Into Church, Calls Sex Line
…shortening the distance between sin and penance
