RUSH STEALS MY THEORY

I should have figured that a quack like Rush Limbaugh would be hot on the Clinton conspiracy trail, but I underestimated his speed. A mere 3 hours after I posted my two conspiracy theories, Rush hit the airways and stole my idea...suggesting that the "Hillary Camp" bussed in illegal voters from surrounding states to stuff the New Hampshire ballot boxes.

Sorry, Rush! I'm the guy who started that theory and deserve all the credit.